
Sometimes we want what we want even if we know it’s going to kill us.
Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch (via 17st)
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.
there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure


